if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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