he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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