There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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