i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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