i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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