you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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