We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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