i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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