I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
send nudes
from the living room?
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