at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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