you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
is it fun? or sober?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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