ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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