The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I am one with the molecules
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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