Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
