a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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