You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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