WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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