me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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