No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
i out mim tonsoeep
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