Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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