no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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