She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The adults are the big ones right?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
