the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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