just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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