I need help removing her.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Your penis caused this!
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