dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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