3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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