He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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