quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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