I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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