this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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