wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
So squirting runs in the family.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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