he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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