Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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