you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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