? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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