im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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