How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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