turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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