Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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