your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
