Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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