So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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