no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You ruined the universe
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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