think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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