Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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