is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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