Walk of Shame. In a state park.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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