Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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