Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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