I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I know her cup size but not her name....
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