she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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