Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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