addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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