just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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