But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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